4:40 p.m. - 2007-06-06
On being Ward and June:
Question my daughter asked last night after the spouse got a little disturbed about picking up his eleventy kajillion magazines before the in-laws came to visit: Are you and Daddy getting divorced?
My answer: No honey, Daddy's just being an ass.
HIS answer: Yep, I'm like herpes. Mom'll never get rid of me.
