2:04 p.m. - 2005-02-18
Groovn-husband has been in Texas for the past three days and I miss him. But, on the bright side, he's on his way home, and tonight we shall guzzle wine and feast on red meat at the Outback. mmm... cheesy, baconey, french fries.... I'm getting to be such a fat-ass already. I've got love handles courtesy of Miller Brewing Company. Those lying bastards! Low-carb my cellulite dotted ASS!! No, seriously, I have been entirely too couch-bound lately and find I need to delve deep for inspiration. Taebo is calling to me, but the heating pad and comfy chenille blanky is much louder than Billy Blanks. Maybe when it warms up a little?? Actually, I've decided to hang my bathing suit next to the refrigerator. THAT OUGHTA DO IT!!!! *giggle giggle*
I CUT MY OWN HAIR.
Dude, I did a good job! Happy little smiles of joy. :-) My hair went from ultra-trendy flipped out all over my head and gelled,root-lifted,hairsprayed,and flat-ironed to au natural bob. I am a fucking genius. and it didn't even take me two weeks.
HAPPY MO-FUCKIN' FRIDAY BEEYOTCHES!!!