12:38 p.m. - 2007-05-29
On the bright side, maybe I'll sell some insurance today! Hey baby, you buyin?
That little tidbit of TMI aside, my bff (i'm tryin to keep up with my texting-savvy friends, rotflmao!) has moved back to the house with her demon-spawn, hell cat. You know the kind of cat that would be totally okay with going to the litter box in the basement of that house from Amityville? In the middle of the night. Without a flashlight. Yeah, that's this cat. She'd take one look at the scary pig devil thing and be all, "fuck you satan, I gotta pee". And she's living in my house. I'm stocking up on Greenies and tuna to leave offerings to appease the angry pussy. (that sounded like porn didn't it? i'm such a dirrrty girrl)
Obviously I'm channeling a 13 year old, so on that sour note, I'm going back to work!
Happy second Monday that's not.