1:37 p.m. - 2006-07-26
Last night, I did spend an hour playing Monopoly with the kid. I tried everything I could think of to lose, but ended up winning anyway. I bought every property I landed on, spent all my cash on hotels, so that I was constantly broke. If I had landed on ONE of the kid's properties, the game would've been over. Instead, I got GOLD every time I rolled the dice. I landed on Free Parking twice. (we play where you put an initial payment $500 'feeder' money in the middle, then when you pay a fine, add to the pile. Free Parking peeps get the cash) I ended up slipping some of my money back into the bank, mortgage properties for $5, rather than $100 and I STILL WON! All I wanted was the game to be over. I didn't need to stomp my baby to the ground. But I did. And victory, however obtained, is still sweet.
Kidding. I was just tired of sitting on the floor, and my back hurt, and I wanted to go read. BAH!
My crabby ass has nothing else good to say.
Peace Out, Bitches.