1:30 p.m. - 2005-06-30
I am totally developing a freakish after-effect of lake day that I have never before experienced. It's really odd, but my skin seems to appear peachy and glowing with color. The absence of my normal glow-in-the-dark, alabaster skin tone has me confused and somewhat aggitated. Who is that healthy-looking girl in the mirror!? That girl can't possibly be considering wearing black and smoking clove cigarettes when she goes out tonight. She must wear something strappy that has color to it! Like in an Old Navy commercial!!
Just in case you didn't quite catch on, that last bit was completely tongue-in-cheek. I've never even SEEN a clove cigarette, but I imagine smoking one would make me feel like I should be in a Rob Zombie video or something. mmmm...
Okay, I was nominated to call the boss and let him know we're dead slow and really, really want to go lay on his boat and drink beer. Could he pretty please consider closing the office so we can drink all of his beer? And ya know what?? He said YES! Normally, we have our annual lake day, where we spend a month planning this, and it never fails that someone either can't go due to pms or their baby sitter backed out at the last minute.. or 1 million and 1 other excuses. It just so happended that yesterday was great for everyone!
But it won't be any time soon.